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Past song lyrics that foretold the second coming of the blog:
"My Blog is back, and there's gonna be a party.. Hey naaaa, hey naaa, my blog is back!"
- The Angels
"It's my blog, and I can write if I want to! You would write too, if it belonged to you!"
- Lesley Gore
"Blog-Blog Blog-Bloooog. Blog-Blog Blog-Bloooog"
- Ludwig Van Beethoven, 9th Symphony
Ladies & Gentlemen, I have mixed news to report:
Bad News: The Nazis in charge of the IT department will not return my e-mails, nor have they lifted the ban on the www.blogger.com site, so I would like to publicly say, ”FUCK YOU!”
Good News: I will begin to publish new topics that will be continue to be written in the cubicle, however, will not make it out onto the web until I return home at the end of the day. This unfortunately means I won’t be able to read or respond to comments during working (or “hardly working”) hours, but I trust yall will push forwards with the online discussions.
Those fans of The Cubicle Chronicles may thank Mr. Ben-Meir for his encouraging and inspirational words, as well as the assistance of his federally issued firearm that he gently pressed to my forehead, persuading me to continue my entries despite the IT fuckheads that believe they are doing their job.
So, keep posted scholars, for The Cubicle Chronicles shall continue forth on its mission to help you intellectually masturbate and solve the world’s problems from the safety of your personal/workplace computers!
One last song lyric to take us home!
”I decided long ago
Never to walk in anyone's shadows
If I fail, If I succeed
At least I lived as I believed
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my blog you see!
Chorus:
Because the greatest blog of all is written by me
I've found the greatest blog of all inside of me
The greatest blog of all is easy to achieve
Learning to blog yourself, it is the greatest blog of
all…”
- Whitney “Nose Candy” Houston
"My Blog is back, and there's gonna be a party.. Hey naaaa, hey naaa, my blog is back!"
- The Angels
"It's my blog, and I can write if I want to! You would write too, if it belonged to you!"
- Lesley Gore
"Blog-Blog Blog-Bloooog. Blog-Blog Blog-Bloooog"
- Ludwig Van Beethoven, 9th Symphony
Ladies & Gentlemen, I have mixed news to report:
Bad News: The Nazis in charge of the IT department will not return my e-mails, nor have they lifted the ban on the www.blogger.com site, so I would like to publicly say, ”FUCK YOU!”
Good News: I will begin to publish new topics that will be continue to be written in the cubicle, however, will not make it out onto the web until I return home at the end of the day. This unfortunately means I won’t be able to read or respond to comments during working (or “hardly working”) hours, but I trust yall will push forwards with the online discussions.
Those fans of The Cubicle Chronicles may thank Mr. Ben-Meir for his encouraging and inspirational words, as well as the assistance of his federally issued firearm that he gently pressed to my forehead, persuading me to continue my entries despite the IT fuckheads that believe they are doing their job.
So, keep posted scholars, for The Cubicle Chronicles shall continue forth on its mission to help you intellectually masturbate and solve the world’s problems from the safety of your personal/workplace computers!
One last song lyric to take us home!
”I decided long ago
Never to walk in anyone's shadows
If I fail, If I succeed
At least I lived as I believed
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my blog you see!
Chorus:
Because the greatest blog of all is written by me
I've found the greatest blog of all inside of me
The greatest blog of all is easy to achieve
Learning to blog yourself, it is the greatest blog of
all…”
- Whitney “Nose Candy” Houston
posted by Don the "Head Chimp" at
5:17 PM
3 Comments:
Ha ha ha ha, Yesterday I sent him an e-mail that said "Happy birthday you punk ass." Don must have a happy birthday getting called every name in the book.
By
Anonymous, at 11:06 AM
I called him a dawg
By
Anonymous, at 11:54 AM
I just said "Happy Muthafuckin' birthday". I didn't call him anything. Maybe I should. "Happy Birthday, you codswalloping bloke!"
I hear a nasty rumor you're going to be in town at the end of the month. You have my number.
Glad that you're posting. I was getting tired of reading Dan's.
By
Anonymous, at 6:29 PM
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