The Cubicle Chronicles

Friday, October 14, 2005

Something different... Thoughts? Interpretations?

They must have burnt this coffee.

It's supposed to be "French Vanilla", but tastes more like hot water with a hint of week-old coffee grounds. And why is everything served in Styrofoam?

I guess that’s why I come here; to drink shitty coffee in a Styrofoam cup and breathe carcinogen-fused air, in efforts to taste the sweetness of inspiration while inhaling the purity of creativity. I guess that, and to listen to the heavy Greek accent of the owner's old wife peddling her falafel as the "best you'll ever taste my dear..."

I'm here to sit amongst the yokel-locals who have resorted to bringing their own coffee mugs and whatever time-consuming coffeehouse entertainment they decided to tote with them that day.

I'm here to watch the cops stroll in and take it upon themselves to maneuver their way around the counter to help themselves to some watered down burnt coffee when the high school drop-out working behind the counter with the green hair and bastard child becomes overwhelmed by the five patrons lined up at the register. Those cops love themselves some shitty coffee.

Perhaps there’s just something disturbingly alluring about aged walnut tables and scarred café chairs that no longer recognize those faint memories of better days.

Maybe I’m really sitting in this shitty coffeehouse to see if I can score any of those angst-driven indy girls; you know, the ones that have a handful of cliché existentialist ideas and tattoos that illustrate to the world their individuality? Girls who are so certain they have a purpose, but aren’t sure what it is yet. So, in the meantime, they’re “saving up money to go back to school”, or “going to school part-time” at the local community college, while working at some coffee shop or music store; just sitting on the burner. “Would you like to try a scone with that? It’s the best you’ll ever taste!”

I remember the days when the future was a vast horizon of possibility, and desire was the only requirement to fabricate one’s destiny. We stare into the beautiful horizon and become hypnotized by the thoughts of reaching our dreams without respect for the reality of the journey. Nevertheless, time, is a thief, and desire leads to starvation without action.

To tell the truth, I have no idea why I’m here. Maybe it’s because I do enjoy drinking shitty coffee, breathing toxic air, and allowing myself to get poked in the ass by café chair springs at this walnut table.

All I know for certain is that I’ll never let myself sit here for too long, for life must be served fresh so that it is the “best you’ll ever taste my dear…”

5 Comments:

  • You know what pisses me off more than the "deep" chicks who forget to comb their hair? Being poked in the ass by something I have not been formally introduced to.
    Actually, maybe you all can help me with something. For some reason, (I don't know why, I never signed up for this), someone keeps text messaging me over the phone: "Meet singles for love and sex." Jesus (pronounced Hay-soos) CHRIST, man.
    A) I'm a chick. This means that I can get the lovin' whenever I want without paying for it.
    2) I never signed up for anything like this, esp. with my phone number.
    D) When I catch the jerk off who signed me up, he isn't going to be able to live up to his name.
    I feel better. Thanks, Don - for giving me this opportunity to vent.
    And be careful of the coffee. I tend to gravitate toward gas-station cappucino (sp?). It's cheap, it's sugary and caffienated, and it's damned good.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:58 AM  

  • Things could be worse, for example, you could be walking around with a bunch of money only to have some Business Broker talk sh1t to you for 2 hours because he things you and your wife are to young to actually own your own business then it gets to the point where you have to tell the guy to "Eat sh1t and die."

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:14 PM  

  • D a n i e l likes angst-driven indy girls.

    What the hell are you doing in a place that uses Styrofoam cups? That is a sure sign of a lousy coffe place. I feel that I have a right to speak on this subject as I drink more coffee in a single day than the entire populas of Guinea does in a fortnight.

    I think you are really there for the free wi-fi.

    - mdbm

    By Blogger D a n i e l, at 5:50 PM  

  • Oh, and by "populas", I mean "populace".

    By Blogger D a n i e l, at 5:51 PM  

  • Coffeetalk

    Just to give a little background: this was written in a coffee shop about a year ago, and was recently re-discovered in my notebook. With some editing and sculpting this is what the work was intended to represent:

    Coffee: The coffee in this scenario is a metaphor for life. Coffee left on the burner for too long becomes bitter and nasty, just as life if left sitting on the "burner" for too long. Coffee and life are best fresh, changing, and heading towards consumption rather than sitting around waiting for someone to take control of it.

    The piece tells of a narrator who enjoys sitting in the gritty coffeehouse drinking "shitty coffee" in order to be reminded of what can happen if you let go of the reigns of your life and let it just sit on the burner. The image of the young high school dropout (young) and the old Greek lady (old) are snapshots of the those left on the burner their entire lives with their similarities in peddling falafel and scones.

    The use of "Styrofoam", "carcinogen smoke" & the overall dinginess of the coffee house, are all tools to show the cheap, filth and ugliness meant to inspire and motivate the narrator to drink up life while it's fresh, as well as help to develop personal character.

    The seemingly off kilter monologue focusing on the focus upon the horizon and lack of respect for the path is just a philosophical companion to the coffee metaphor.

    Anyway, in a nutshell, that was pretty much the gist of it...

    By Blogger Don the "Head Chimp", at 10:30 AM  

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